Friday, February 27, 2009

Dinner Plans

Tėtė: What should I make for diner tonight?
She: Bread.
Tėtė: What kind of bread?
She: Bread that you can eat?
Tėtė: There's lots of different kinds of bread, which one do you want?
She: Mmm...maybe nachos?
Tėtė: We had nachos for dinner last night!
She: We did?
Tėtė: Yes!
She: We eat nachos?
Tėtė: Yes, we're not going to have them again. What else do you want for dinner?
She: I said nachos!
Tėtė: I said no nachos, what's your next choice?
She: Um...nachos I said.
Tėtė: What's your next choice, besides nachos?
She: Chips.
Tėtė: Chips are nachos, choose something else!
She: I said nachos.
Tėtė: Something else! Not nachos!
She: I don't know.
Tėtė: You better choose something or you're going to get something you don't like.
She: I don't know.
Tėtė: Alright, then it's gonna be spinach and tomatos. Spicy spinach and tomatos.
She: Why?!
Tėtė: Because you're not tellin me what you want.
She: I uh want...you can make this...tomatos...and this broccoli...you can make uh...meat...and tomato.
Tėtė: You like tomatos now?!
She: I like tomatos, and I like meat and boccali.
Tėtė: What kind of meat?
She: [sigh] Like we eat last night.
Tėtė: We had nachos last night, there was no meat.
She: No, not nachos...I talking...I'm talking about meat! Like last night, but not now last night, last night!
Tėtė: Yeah, last night was nachos, are you talking about another night?
She: No, about meat! Like long long long time we eat meat.
Tėtė: A long time ago?
She: Yea.
Tėtė: In a galaxy far, far away?
She: No-oh!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sheesh Aras, another galaxy? What planet do you live on?!

Aras said...

I live on Tatooine, a desert planet in a binary star system.

Anonymous said...

haha good call nerd!