Surf & Turf

After a mini-salami lunch, Daughter walks out of the room and shouts, "Tete!"

Tete says to Mama, "Is she crazy?!"

"Tete!"
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"Tete!"
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"Tete!"

Daughter comes back in and says, in exhasperation, "Tete!"

"Daughter, are you crazy? We were just sitting right next to each other, why would you leave the room before asking me something?!"
"Tete, can I have these red and white in the kitchen."
"You want to have the fire extinguisher?"
"No-oh-oh! I gonna show you."

Daughter comes back with a bag of crab (fish) sticks. I tell her "Oh, sure you can. So you like the surf & turf, huh?"
"What's is surf & turf?"
"That's when you eat land meat and sea meat at the same meal. The fish sticks are from fish, and the sausages are from pigs that live on the land."
"YOU MEAN CANDY LAND?!"

Thanks for the birthday present Loky, now every time I use the word "land" that's her response!