Thirty Count

Granted, when I was in first grade, and the teacher told me to count to one hundred, I said, "ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, sixty, seventy, eighty, ninety, a hundred."

The kid says when can I go play, and I say, when you count to thirty. She says. "But that's so much!" I ask her how high she'd rather count, and she says, "I'll just count to three."

Laaaaaaaaaaaazy!