Sleep Talking

"Ne. Ne. Ne. Ne. Ne."

The baby only says no in Lithaunian, not English, and she only says it if I'm not watching. She doesn't say it in a mean way, well, I guess that's not possible for a baby. She says it in a way that sounds mocking. I guess whatever she's dreaming, it ain't I.

Sisterly Advice

As the baby was walking around with a full diaper, the five year old says to her, "You know, you'll never land yourself a husband if you poop your pants."