Her: Noriu sausainio.
Me: ...
Her: Noriu sausainio.
Me: ...
Her: Noriu cookie.
Me: Speak English.
Her: English.
Me: No, ask for a cookie in English.
Her: English.
Me: Say, wanna cookie.
Her: Wanna cookie!
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Morning Drive Song
On the way to kindergarten, it begins as statements and becomes song:
Noriu gert!(I wanna drink!)
...
Noriu gert!
...
Noriu gert, noriu gert!
Noriu gert, noriu gert, noriu gert!
Noriu gert, noriu gert, noriu gert!
Noriu noriu noriu gert!
Noriu, noriu, noriu, gert!
Noriu gert, noriu gert, noriu noriu noriu gert!
Noriu gert, noriu gert, noriu noriu noriu gert!
Friday, September 16, 2011
Organs and Song
Daughter threw up, Mama told her it's because her stomach stopped working. She said, "Really, my stomach?! Good thing it wasn't my heart!"
Baby sings a song in the car:
Dainuoju daina
Dainuoju daina
Mama
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Love Is
"I love you."
"Mmm hmm."
"Say, 'I love you.'"
"Hmm?"
"Okay, just start with 'I,' say 'I'"
And she points to my face and shouts, "eye!"
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Don't Poop
Her: I wanna play something with you Tete.
Me: If Mama will play we can play Mamma Mia.
Her: Mama ar Tu žaisi Mamma Mia?
She: Gerai.
Her: Yea, she said yes, Tete, take out the game!
Me: Okay, just wait a minute, I have to go to the bathroom first.
Her: Just don't poop.
Me: Why not?
Her: Cause it takes so much time.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
She may not completely grasp the concept of Sid Meyer's Alpha Centauri
Me: You can build recycling tanks, that will give you one extra food, mineral, and energy each turn, but if you build a recreation commons you can put this drone down onto the forest, then you get two minerals, plus the food and energy.
Her: I wanna build this [command center].
Me: Why do you want a command center? You're not even at war with anybody.
Her: It looks nice.
Me: If you just build what looks nice instead of what's useful you won't win this game. It doesn't matter what it looks like.
Her: I was just sayin...that it looks nice!
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