A Stiff Drink

When you ask your kid to pour you a drink, make sure you specify how much...otherwise you may get a zealous glass of whiskey spilling over the sides.

First Word

Baby's first work in English is book.

I've been dragging the Lord of the Rings around the house with me recently. She kept pointing at it and asking Kas čia, and I kept saying What's this—book. Soon she started repeating, each time, ba.

Ba = book