Seinfeld dirty?

You'd think your child wouldn't hear any new words on Seinfeld, they use pronouns for things as harmless things as dog poop. However, there was a moment when George explained why he never carries a pen: he's afraid to puncture his scrotum.

I laugh.

Special baby laughs, "Hahahahahahahaha! What's scrotum?!"

Play Phone

"I'm going to the kitchen. When I get back your hair better be done."

...

"Why didn't you do your hair?"

"I can't find my brush."

"Where'd you leave it?"

"I don't know. I called Mama to ask her."

"So, where did she say it is?"

"Maybe...I don't know!"

Article of the Day

Gay War Hero Awarded Posthumous Dishonorable Discharge At White House Ceremony, by the Onion

Fight Club for Children

From time to time my special baby mentions that somebody hit her in kindergarten. I'm not sure if it's true, because she doesn't get any bruises or anything that aren't probably normal horse-play bruises. I've considered nonetheless teaching her to throw a punch (ironically, since I've never won a fight in my life, but I have won friendly boxing matches). I'm not sure how good an idea it is though. What do you think?